Why Ella is Awesome

Rand: "My eyes are dry."

Ella: "When my eyes are dry, I lick my fingers and then stick them in my eyes to wet them."

Ella: "Look, mom!  When I lick my foot it makes a squeaking noise!"  And then she proceeds to lick the bottom of her foot......

She does drawings like this, of a happy horse:

And then does drawings like this (in art class): "It is a horse who is jumping off a diving board and then realizes that the pool is empty so he is going to die."