Putting a positive spin on things....

He's only two, yet a career in PR may be in his future:

"Mommy, my doggie is drying!" ("doggie" refers to his little white stuffed dog, which Rand sometimes sleeps with)
"Hmmm. Why is your doggie drying?"
"'Cause he got wet!"
"How did he get wet?"
"In the toilet."
"Ah. I see."