But he has a good heart....

Two gems from Rand today....

"Mom, I didn't want to clog up the toilet so I put the toilet paper in the trash can."

We were off to play baseball this afternoon when I asked him to "watch" Ella in her stroller while I walked 10 feet away to put the trash in the dumster....

"I watched Ella, Mom! And I didn't hit her with the baseball bat!"